Just try and name a Rocky movie that sucked!
I just saw Spider Man 3 and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. Spiderman 3 was long and emotional, "Pirates" was confusing and boring.
That got me to thinking...
Alot of sequels have sucked recently. Remember Matrix 2 and 3? What the fuck was going on with those movies? It felt like watching an episode of dragon ball Z, but with Junior college philosophy lessons instead of dialog. What about The X men trilogy? The first two were alright, but the third one was too preachy. I left that movie feeling quilty about the homophobia that I don't have. That's why I have decided that all sequels should be written by Sylvester Stallone.
It might come as a surprise to you, but Sylvester Stallone wrote all of the Rocky and Ramboo collections. None of those movies sucked.
Actually, what I should say is: all of those movies kinda sucked, but they knew they sucked. Thats the magic of Sylvester Stallone. He doesn't worry about tying up loose ends, cliff hanger endings, plot twists, thinly vailed messages. He just takes the characters you love gives them a montage and then they win. Easy.
Michael Bay should do everyone a favor and let Sly direct that rest of the Transformer movies.
Wake Bake Flake
Boom Chicago
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