"That girl sticks to dick like stank on shit!!"
This movie taught me nothing I didn't already know. For those of you who are not informed,If you come across a beaten, half naked girl lying in the street:
1.)Promptly take a long chain and tie her to the radiator.
2.)If she acts up then throw her in a bathtub of Ice water.
3.) DON'T LET HER TRICK YOU!!! Remember, that girl GOTTA have the dick!!! So, if she comes on to you then just tell her this:
"God has put you in my path and I plan to cure you of all your wickedness"
4.) Play blues music
5.)Don't give her pants! Letting her take off her shirt is fine (them titties are nice), but don't you dare give her any pants.
6.)Teach her how to cook.
Thanx Black Snake Moan.
Wake Bake Flake
Boom Chicago
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