I don't know how to spell cinnamonn
So I like to watch Taser video's- we all know that. But, what about the other hours of lonely screen time?
Fucking Cinnamon
I don't know when, how, or why this whole thing started,I just know that its great. A teaspoon of cinnamon (sometimes a tablespoon) is impossible to swallow whole without the assistance of water. First of all, I don't know why you would want ot swallow a fucking whole teaspoon of cinnamon- or salt- or sugar- or any other spice all BY ITSELF! And second, isn't cinnamon kind of hot?! Not like super buring mexican hot sauce hot, but kinda spicy hot?
It is this exacture of stupidity that I show you now...
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Four Strings
Be careful ladies, Bass solo ahead!
Smoking weed and playing bass has finally yielded something useful. I am playing a gig... with a band... playing the bass.
In order for me to prepare for this gig I need to play the bass a few hours everyday. How do you motivate yourself to play that much bass? You watch awesome bass solos!
For those of you who don't know what a bass solo IS, let me first explain what it is NOT:
fun, kind, useful, interesting, short, understandable, neat, pleasant to the ear, musical, requested, enjoyed, wanted, not sweaty, exclusive to four string basses, liked by females, cool, popular, etc...
What is a bass solo?:
FUCKING SWEET!
-"Hey, after you finish that part, I am gonna solo"
-Me when jamming with anyone
Smoking weed and playing bass has finally yielded something useful. I am playing a gig... with a band... playing the bass.
In order for me to prepare for this gig I need to play the bass a few hours everyday. How do you motivate yourself to play that much bass? You watch awesome bass solos!
For those of you who don't know what a bass solo IS, let me first explain what it is NOT:
fun, kind, useful, interesting, short, understandable, neat, pleasant to the ear, musical, requested, enjoyed, wanted, not sweaty, exclusive to four string basses, liked by females, cool, popular, etc...
What is a bass solo?:
FUCKING SWEET!
-"Hey, after you finish that part, I am gonna solo"
-Me when jamming with anyone
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Brother Ali: An Albino Who Rhymos
This is the guy who I've been listening to alot lately.
Brother Ali is from Minnesota- I think, was born an Albino and raps like a mofo. If any of you like rap music or just good music than you WILL like Brother Ali. I am putting up some videos of him rapping.
P.s. Ali is legally blind- proof that he's a musical genius!
Brother Ali is from Minnesota- I think, was born an Albino and raps like a mofo. If any of you like rap music or just good music than you WILL like Brother Ali. I am putting up some videos of him rapping.
P.s. Ali is legally blind- proof that he's a musical genius!
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Tasers: AKA the Great Equalizer
Lots of taser talk this week. How could there not be after a student at the University of Florida was tased for asking John Kerry some "hard" questions? The kid didn't deserve it- he should have been carried off and out of the room, and maybe even arrested, but not tased. None the less, the kid got it and now begins the generation of stupid jokes like "How many cops does it take to hold down a University of Florida student".
You know why this sucks? Not because of the obvious injustice and police brutality, but because now we can't enjoy taser videos with the same innocent curiosity as before. Now I am gonna think about that poor kid down in florida. Fuck...
See you later Taser videos. Here's to our last hoorah!
You know why this sucks? Not because of the obvious injustice and police brutality, but because now we can't enjoy taser videos with the same innocent curiosity as before. Now I am gonna think about that poor kid down in florida. Fuck...
See you later Taser videos. Here's to our last hoorah!
Thursday, September 13, 2007
He's like Charlie Chaplin... But Better.
Either you are an idiot, or you love Jackie Chan.
This video, which comes highly regarded by myself, is a mini-doc of Jackie's 10 Greatest injuries while shooting his various films. Now, obviously this is a mis-nomer, it should really be called "Stupidest Things done by Jackie Chan for money".
I will point out my favorite (worst) stunt: Jackie jumps from a ledge, slides down a poll covered with hundreds of light bulbs, breaks through glass, and lands on his back/slide. The stunt burned the skin off of his hands, and jackie is surprised by this.
Jackie... what the fuck is wrong with you? Wait, stike that, you're a god.
Enjoy.
This video, which comes highly regarded by myself, is a mini-doc of Jackie's 10 Greatest injuries while shooting his various films. Now, obviously this is a mis-nomer, it should really be called "Stupidest Things done by Jackie Chan for money".
I will point out my favorite (worst) stunt: Jackie jumps from a ledge, slides down a poll covered with hundreds of light bulbs, breaks through glass, and lands on his back/slide. The stunt burned the skin off of his hands, and jackie is surprised by this.
Jackie... what the fuck is wrong with you? Wait, stike that, you're a god.
Enjoy.
Friday, August 24, 2007
The Simpsons
Has they're been anything like it? Have I ever loved anything more and then turned my back on anything more? 20 years and now a movie? WTF?
My first skateboard was a Bart Simpson special. Black with just a little yellow head on the top, but with a sick mural of Bart on his own skateboard (wearing a helmet and pads). It was awesome. I rode that thing all the way until new years. Then I fell. I never skateboarded again.
The point is that I was raised by that little yellow family.
During college freshman year when I didn't know a soul, episodes of The Simpsons would play in the dining hall and every common area every night at 7:30 and we would laugh. Together. And talk about how hot Lisa was going to be. Or we would smoke weed and debate the seasons.
In the classic Simpson's Vs Seinfeld debate over whose the sitcom GOAT I always came down on the side of Groenings gang. "Because its has heart" something that Seinfeld, as a choice, left out.
And then slowly, as I got older. Sophomore, junior year it became less important.
I watched less and less. First, I didn't care if I missed an episode. Then I didn't care if I missed a season.
Maybe I was growing up.
Maybe my tolerance had gone up.
Maybe it was 9/11.
Maybe the show was sucking real hard and all they had left was post-modern, not-funny comments on itself. It seemed bloated, rich, out-of-touch. And most of all, it had lost its heart.
Sorta like America. Nowadays.
I don't want to give up on The Simpson's. Because that would be like giving up on America.
I'll go see the movie. Just because I still have hope.
My hope is that ultimately, laughter will save us all.
God bless you Homer Simpson.
My first skateboard was a Bart Simpson special. Black with just a little yellow head on the top, but with a sick mural of Bart on his own skateboard (wearing a helmet and pads). It was awesome. I rode that thing all the way until new years. Then I fell. I never skateboarded again.
The point is that I was raised by that little yellow family.
During college freshman year when I didn't know a soul, episodes of The Simpsons would play in the dining hall and every common area every night at 7:30 and we would laugh. Together. And talk about how hot Lisa was going to be. Or we would smoke weed and debate the seasons.
In the classic Simpson's Vs Seinfeld debate over whose the sitcom GOAT I always came down on the side of Groenings gang. "Because its has heart" something that Seinfeld, as a choice, left out.
And then slowly, as I got older. Sophomore, junior year it became less important.
I watched less and less. First, I didn't care if I missed an episode. Then I didn't care if I missed a season.
Maybe I was growing up.
Maybe my tolerance had gone up.
Maybe it was 9/11.
Maybe the show was sucking real hard and all they had left was post-modern, not-funny comments on itself. It seemed bloated, rich, out-of-touch. And most of all, it had lost its heart.
Sorta like America. Nowadays.
I don't want to give up on The Simpson's. Because that would be like giving up on America.
I'll go see the movie. Just because I still have hope.
My hope is that ultimately, laughter will save us all.
God bless you Homer Simpson.
I am...
...High
Man, I know that I am supposed to blog about something. But I am high.
as fuck.
Donald trump is an idiot.
Man, I know that I am supposed to blog about something. But I am high.
as fuck.
Donald trump is an idiot.
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