Waste Time Efficiently

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Teaspoon of Cinnamon

I don't know how to spell cinnamonn

So I like to watch Taser video's- we all know that. But, what about the other hours of lonely screen time?

Fucking Cinnamon

I don't know when, how, or why this whole thing started,I just know that its great. A teaspoon of cinnamon (sometimes a tablespoon) is impossible to swallow whole without the assistance of water. First of all, I don't know why you would want ot swallow a fucking whole teaspoon of cinnamon- or salt- or sugar- or any other spice all BY ITSELF! And second, isn't cinnamon kind of hot?! Not like super buring mexican hot sauce hot, but kinda spicy hot?

It is this exacture of stupidity that I show you now...





Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Four Strings

Be careful ladies, Bass solo ahead!

Smoking weed and playing bass has finally yielded something useful. I am playing a gig... with a band... playing the bass.

In order for me to prepare for this gig I need to play the bass a few hours everyday. How do you motivate yourself to play that much bass? You watch awesome bass solos!

For those of you who don't know what a bass solo IS, let me first explain what it is NOT:

fun, kind, useful, interesting, short, understandable, neat, pleasant to the ear, musical, requested, enjoyed, wanted, not sweaty, exclusive to four string basses, liked by females, cool, popular, etc...

What is a bass solo?:

FUCKING SWEET!

-"Hey, after you finish that part, I am gonna solo"

-Me when jamming with anyone








Thursday, October 4, 2007

Brother Ali: An Albino Who Rhymos

This is the guy who I've been listening to alot lately.

Brother Ali is from Minnesota- I think, was born an Albino and raps like a mofo. If any of you like rap music or just good music than you WILL like Brother Ali. I am putting up some videos of him rapping.

P.s. Ali is legally blind- proof that he's a musical genius!